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The honey-do list fears us.

Drywall craters, doors that won't latch, trim from 1987, the floor transition everyone trips on. Individually small. Collectively, they're why you can't have people over. One visit. All gone.

How we actually do it

How the Small Stuff Gets Done Right

Anyone can do a small job fast. We do small jobs correctly, which is somehow rarer.

1

The list audit

Send us your list — the real one, including the stuff from 2023 you've emotionally accepted. We scope it in one walkthrough, group it by trade, and quote the whole batch. Batching is the cheat code: one mobilization, one cleanup, one invoice.

2

Drywall: the flatness doctrine

Patches get backed, taped, and coated in thin passes — three coats, sanded between, feathered wide so the wall reads flat under raking light at 5 PM, which is the hour drywall sins are revealed. Texture matched if you have it. We don't do the “big glob and pray” method.

A patch you can find with your eyes is a patch that failed the interview.
3

Paint: 80% prep, 20% paint, 100% lines

Fill, sand, caulk, prime the patches (unprimed patches flash through paint — that shiny rectangle on your wall? Someone skipped this), then cut lines by hand, steady as a surgeon with a mortgage. Two coats, correct sheen for the room, no roller lap marks.

4

Floors & transitions

LVP, laminate, tile repair, hardwood patches. Subfloor flattened first — flooring laid over a wavy subfloor is just a wavy floor with better marketing. Transitions between rooms sit flush so your toes stop paying the toll.

5

Doors, trim & hardware

Doors planed and hinges shimmed until they latch with one finger. Trim coped at inside corners (coped, not mitered — inside miters open up seasonally and we hold grudges against gaps). Caulked, filled, painted: looks factory.

6

The victory lap

We walk the list with you line by line and check every box in front of your eyes. Then we vacuum, load up, and you spend the weekend accepting compliments for work you didn't do. Your secret dies with us.

Deck check, free with any visit: we'll eyeball your deck ledger, flashing, and footings while we're there. Takes ten minutes and it's the difference between “cookout” and “insurance claim.”
The full damage report

Everything That's Involved

The complete interior arsenal — everything inside the walls of your house that we make right.

Send us the list. Yes, the whole list.

One visit, batched pricing, and a house with nothing left to apologize for.

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